Corny joke i came up with today.

Q: What do a computer-with-a-cold and a judge have in common?

A: They both say "You've got bail".

I'm going to be successful!

To be successful, you've got to be willing to fail.

-Unknown

I don't know if i was willing, but i definitely failed today.

I do some pro-bono database work for a non-profit (or is it nun-prophet) organization here in Brooklyn.

They upgraded some of their users to Windows Vista yesterday. When i came in this morning they started having trouble with their database (i was doing some work on it), at first i blamed myself, but come to think of it, Microsoft is big enough to shoulder the blame.

Anyway, this was my "failure". For the story of my success check back in a few years.

Liberty

Patriotic? Extreme? What do you think?

There are four boxes to use in the defence of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
- Anonymous

Before you correct Anonymous, defence is spelled corretly.

Hmmm...

"Modesty is the art of drawing attention to whatever it is you are being humble about."
- Anonymous

Is this what they teach in Bais Rivkah?